Clowns

We'd be very happy if Hunahpu lacked strange phobias or aversions. A child comfortable with dragons, murlocks, zombies and squid would make me very happy, and expand our storytelling repertoire copiously.

Sadly the pediatrician's office seeks to undermine our efforts with this Death Clown From Above mobile hanging in the room:

Seriously guys, this thing is totally freaky.

The clowns are not only descending ninja-style from the ceiling, they are dead AND SMILING!

Woah.